The perfect – and legal -- holiday gift Published Dec. 18, 2012 By 2nd Lt. Logan Fleming 71st Flying Training Wing Legal Office VANCE AIR FORCE BASE, Okla. -- Do you want to give your boss that perfect gift this holiday to remember you? How about a ticket to see his or her favorite team? Make sure the ticket costs less than $10. Unfortunately, for that price the only thing for which they will remember you is the nose bleed they got from those top level seats. When gift shopping during the holiday season, remember these few simple rules. First, do not give cash. It could be misconstrued as a bribe. Second, if your gift is for a supervisor, make sure it is valued at $10 or less. Third, if exchanging gifts with someone of your same pay grade who is not a close friend, the gift may not exceed $20. Following these three rules will help you have a wonderful holiday season. And remember, you are not obligated to give a gift to anyone and you should never feel pressured to give a gift to subordinates or supervisors. The following poem by an anonymous author is provided to help you remember the do's and don'ts of gift giving. The Holiday Season The holiday season -- a time for good cheer! For eggnog, for parties, for friends to be near. But I must be careful Lest I accept free A gift not permitted, no matter how wee. Part two six three five of the 5 CFR Explains in detail the relevant bar. It defines the term gift To mean all things worth money. That's NBA tickets or jars full of honey. Some gifts may be taken but some are verboten. The source is the key -- it's the rule that I'm quotin'. When from me or others The source seeks some act, I must find an exception or I could be sacked. Even others who give can cause problems for me. If my job prompts the giving -- my position, you see. But lucky for me, Some exceptions exist. They're in subpart B and should not be missed. I can pay market value if the gift I do like, Or I can at my option say "go take a hike." I can always say no, But I need not decline. If worth twenty or less then the gift can be mine. This exception has prompted some very loud hollers. It says gifts are okay if worth twenty dollars. But surely the public Is certain to see, I could never be bought for a sandwich and tea. Restrictions apply so it does not suffice To pay twenty bucks for a gift twice the price. And in any one year I can't use it, of course, To go over the limit -- fifty dollars per source. For gifts that a friend or my sister might send, The rules recognize I don't want to offend. Regardless of value, It only must be That their motive to give wasn't business, but me. The rule's much the same in the case of my spouse Who happens to work as she can't stand our house. Although her employer Is one of those sources, I can go to their fete and avoid more divorces. In the case of most parties, the rule's not so clear As the agency must have an interest, I fear. If worth more than twenty And it's no friend true, Then I'd better seek guidance or I could be blue. When foreign officials are giving the gift, The rules are less strict So I don't cause a rift. I can take it if fair-market value U.S. Is three hundred thirty-five dollars or less. What of those in the office with whom I share much? Are all treats a taboo -- must we always go Dutch? The rules here are different, They're in subpart C. They okay some gifts even to and from me. I can give to my boss to a limit of ten, A baseball, a cap or a blue ballpoint pen. If not to my boss Or my chain of command, To a friend I can give more without being canned. I always look forward to my office party. We're all in good moods and the food is so hearty. If no arm is twisted, Collecting's okay To make sure that everyone has a good day. But finally, how would these rules affect me If I served the president as "appointee"? I know that appointees Must sign when they're hired A short ethics pledge (or they risk being fired). The same rules apply to a person who signed Except there's an extra gift rule that's enshrined: No gifts from a source Listed as "lobbyist," Though no friend or kin is required to be dissed. So go forth with good cheer and know there's no reason To think that the gifts rules will ruin your fun season!