Do you have a Safety Plan? Published Dec. 4, 2011 By Maj. Travis Higbee VANCE AIR FORCE BASE, Okla. -- (Editor's note: The following presentation is inspired by the book, "Green Eggs and Ham," by Dr. Seuss.) That Safety Man! That Safety Man! I do not like that Safety Man! Do you have a Safety Plan? I do not have a Safety Plan. I do not want one, Safety Man. Would you have one here or there? I would not have one here or there. I would not have one anywhere. I do not like a Safety Plan. I do not want one, Safety Man. Would you make one in your house? Would you make one with your spouse? I would not make one in my house. I would not make one with my spouse. I would not have one here or there. I would not have one anywhere. I do not like a Safety Plan. I do not want one, Safety Man. Do you store rags in a box? Do you put poison under locks? Yes in a box. Not under locks. Not in my house. Not with my spouse. I do not have one here or there. I do not have one anywhere. I do not have a Safety Plan. I do not want one, Safety Man. Do you have one in your car? Seatbelts! Seatbelts! Here they are. I would not, could not in my car. You may like one. You will see. Just in case you hit a tree. I would not, could not hit a tree. Not in my car! You let me be. Oily rags kept in a box? Keeping poison under locks? No detectors in my house. I do not plan things with my spouse. I do not have one here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like a Safety Plan. I do not want one, Safety Man. A train! A train! A train! A train! You could crash into a train. Crash with a train? Crash with a tree? Not in my car! You let me be! Oily rags kept in a box? Keeping poison under locks? No detectors in my house. I do not plan things with my spouse. I do not have one here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like a Safety Plan. I do not want one, Safety Man. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you reflect things in the dark? I would not, could not in the dark. Would you slow down while in the rain? I would not, slow down in the rain. Not in the dark. Not with a train. Not in my car. Not with a tree. I do not like good plans, you see. Not in my house. Stored in a box. Not with my spouse. Not under locks. I will not have one here or there. I do not want one anywhere! You do not like them. So you say. Try one! Try one! And you may. Try one and you may, I say. Safety Man! If you will let me be, I will try one. You will see. Saaaay! I like a Safety Plan! I do! I like it, Safety Man! And I will slow down in the rain. And in the dark. Watch for that train. And in my car. Avoid that tree. I'll wear my belt so tight, you see! So no more rags stuffed in a box. And all my poisons under locks. I'll put detectors in my house. Safety planning with my spouse. And I will make them here and there. Say! I will have one EVERYWHERE! I do so like a Safety Plan! Thank you! Thank you, Safety Man!